“I’ve spent most of my life and most of my friendships holding my breath and hoping that when people get close enough they won’t leave, and fearing that it’s a matter of time before they figure me out and go.”—Shauna Niequist (via misswallflower)
“I was thinking how amazing it was that the world contained so many lives. Out in these streets people were embroiled in a thousand different matters, money problems, love problems, school problems. People were falling in love, getting married, going to drug rehab, learning how to ice-skate, getting bifocals, studying for exams, trying on clothes, getting their hair-cut and getting born. And in some houses people were getting old and sick and were dying, leaving others to grieve. It was happening all the time, unnoticed, and it was the thing that really mattered.”—Jeffrey Eugenides (via abimopector)
"i guess everyone thinks lainey and shae are going to be the next us. and then tommy palmer told me how you and me have properly earn the title shitshow and that lainey and shae would have a lot to do before reaching our level"
how hard i pregame. seriously, no one can keep up with me, and if they can, they don’t get as drunk as i do, which is a problem also. some friends and i were pregaming at my place and the second i finished a shot, i was like “another shot?” and people are like “….already?!” “can we wait 5 minutes?!” “you’re taking so much for your size!”
YES. KEEP. UP. WITH. ME. i ended up waiting every 5 minutes between shots, and switching back and forth with friends.
ps. winning so hard right now because i didn’t wake up with a hangover. life rules.