This is what I do at World Market.
"I said to my friend doing furniture carry out, "who needs the gym when you’ve for World Market" and he was like "I think I’m developing back problems" and I just burst into laughter and the person I was ringing up just looked at me like "cut your jokes and pack my items""
"I was ringing up someone else and I said, "did you find everything you were looking for today?" And he said, "and more" and I said "good! We will take your money anytime!" And he just glared at me. And that’s when I stopped giving him eye contact"
"And this one guy bought like 6 bottles of wine right and he told it was for a party today and i said "oh I’ll be sure to rsvp!" And he was just like -.-"