“I was supposed to get it done in September…oooops”
“Hmm I think that was a while ago, not sure though”
“Why am I friends with you?!?!?! Hahaha” 

Whitney: When I realized that I would never be hot, I just taught myself how to be funny.

Angie: This is bullshit and let me tell you why: some people are never going to think you’re funny. That’s easy to accept, isn’t it? Well, duh! Some people don’t have my sense of humor, no big deal! But other people are going to think you’re the funniest person alive - they are going to get your every joke and make jokes that crack YOU up and it’s going to be glorious. That’s also easy to accept, isn’t it? Well, duh! Now I’m going to tell you the exact same thing about being hot. And that’s fucking hard to accept, isn’t it? BECAUSE IF I WAS HOT I’D LOOK LIKE _______. But just like your sense of humor isn’t voted on by committee, just like we accept that’s a matter of personal preference and taste, that same thing goes for how you look, for what makes someone think you’re “hot”. 9 people out of 10 might not think you’re “hot” for 9 different reasons. But there’s one that does - that 10th person thinks you’re beautiful and hot and wonderful and perfectly pleasing for their eye. And I’m not going to tell you that finding that one person is simple. But nothing worth it ever is. A lot of people think Jeff Dunham is funny. A lot of people think Megan Fox is beautiful. That doesn’t discount Tig Notaro and Gabrielle Sidibe. YOU’RE HOT, is what I’m saying. The number one thing we don’t ever want to do is judge people’s physical healthiness by the way they look. Fat people can be healthy, skinny people can be unhealthy. Besides that, it’s a key way concern trolls like to attack fat people - “I care about your health!” No, you don’t. You don’t give a shit about my health, I just look gross to you. But luckily I look good to someone else, so it’s not any really of your business. And we’re all part of the problem until the moment we decide to stop letting other people’s judgments, society’s judgment, make us feel less for the way we look. But, luckily, we all have the power within us to stop being part of the problem and accept that, like our sense of humor or our taste in music, we’re all hot and beautiful and perfect to someone’s eyes. Starting with our own.

“What to do when you’re avoiding your essay: pretend you’re a choreographer to whatever song is playing and construct your own dance moves”
“OK IF YOU WANT A DISTRACTION YOU CAN HELP ME PICK OUT SHOES”
“You’re the best thank you I’ll meet you in the Facebook world in a second” 

“it’s been 3 weeks since i’ve been to class, i missed a third of the whole quarter. instead of feeling shameful of myself, i’d like to say i had the chance to seize other opportunities in my life. exhibit a: sleeping
“………………………………………………………… LMFAO YOU’VE BEEN SLEEPING?!?!?”
“it’s called dreaming. i’m connecting with my inner self”

“I broke my streak of being sober…fml haha I jinxed myself!”
“Hahaha well since you broke it!! Hello substances!!!”

adkjfskf i have missed us texting like this, hello you :) 

“I’m an old hag now I don’t drink anymore”
“Really?”
“Yeah I’m starting with a clean slate! I only drink occasionally”
“But that’s not a clean slate that’s just drinking less!!!”
“Shhhhh” 

“I sent you a link”
“Of what?
”..Of something I want you to buy for me” 

“Do you ever think you’re insane?”
“No, the rest of the world is insane.” 

conversations with my best friend through the past two years! i thought i’d publish it now :) she’s the enfp to my infj and i feel bad for anybody who hasn’t met her because she is one of the three most carefree people i know :)

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“I think when I reach a level of drunk I get calm enough that whatever is left of my brain thinks straight and I just do the right things. Plus talking to you all the time has seriously slowed my head from rushing at a million miles an hour like before so I’m calm when I’m drunk for the most part now”
“really? it’s changed you even when we don’t talk?”
“Yes. Completely. I’m pretty much 1 faced now. Like I don’t treat different people differently. It’s a take me as I am thing”
“what made you change?”
“Talking to you it just happened. Randomly”

“She has an outside kitchen too, tons of yard, play area for her niece”
“A niece?! How old is she?”
“2 she is the only kid I like. Last time we had a bbq at Bryan’s and her niece came and it was awesome watching Bryan playing with her all day/night long”

:) 

“I slept 10 hours today, I’m pathetic”
“I am too. If we’re both pathetic, does that cancel out how pathetic we are? All I want to do is eat everything and sleep. I think there’s a name for this kind of condition…”
“I don’t think it cancels out, I think it doubles the amount of pathetic LOL. A NAME FOR THE CONDITION IS LAZY ASS GREASE BALL” 

“I had a dream last night that we were killed..this is affecting my whole day…”
“WHY BY WHO WHEN AND WHERE”
“In a backyard by a serial killer. My blood splattered onto a painting and then made that painting famous in years to come…you were killed in a shed”
“………AHH WHAT THE FUCK”
“I’m a bit startled myself….”
“At least your blood was worth millions”

BAHAHAlfkdjlfdj my best friend :)

“Have you bought any new clothes?”
“Yeah I sold some clothes today and bought new ones”
“How many clothes do you have that you sell all the time?! Do you even have closet space?”
“Yes!! Mom fashion is art!”
“Oh….ok…sure…art..is that what you call it?”

:| lmao 

“With much thought, I believe I can finally put all of those feelings into words. When I first met you, I felt such a wonderful aura coming off of you. It’s as if a happy soul had decided to grace my eyes. Throughout our conversations, I saw the beauty one could create with words and feelings being pieced together so eloquently before me. You spoke with much wisdom, kindness, positivity, and words that have a potential to change the world. In essence, you embodied so many characteristics I’ve seen that lack not only in your particular gender but this home we call Earth as a whole. I’m not exactly sure what you’re like outside of other’s views, gazes, or opinions but I’m more than willing to bet you’re someone worth loving not only for who you are and what you represent, but for what you believe in, love, and dream about.”

As sweet and wonderful as this is, all I can think of when he typed this was how I feel about you