Mom: When you graduate and if you can’t find a job, you can just move back home.
Me: There is no way I am moving home, I’d cut my two legs off before that happened.
Mom: But you said you’re not going to find a job right after you graduate until the fall, you won’t be able to support yourself.
Me: Yes, but I’ll find a way! I’m going to stay in California!
Mom: You do know that a lot of the college students who are graduating are returning home right because they can’t support themselves?
Me: Yes, I know, but really, this is not going to be a problem.
Mom: Oh yes, I forgot, you’re always my little girl that makes everything happen. Whatever you want, you make it happen.
:) aka yes I could go live in New Mexico and get free rent and free yummy dinner on the table every night but no I will find a job to pay off my rent and living AND live a decent life. No really, most people who graduate early have their lives set, they start a new job or they’re going traveling, but I have nothing planned. But I will get a job, I will have money, and I will live in California. Fuck what society tells me, fuck your limitations, I’ll overcome them. I’ll live in San Jose ALL I want AND afford it too.
Like that cliche saying, I CAN have my cake and eat it too :)
“You seem like a forest girl”
“Actually I’m not! I love the forest but I’m more into like..meadows and parks and gardens”
“So you’re a flower girl”
..I am. Yes, I am :) I like to skip and pick flowers and sing. I am definitely a flower girl :D
“How come you always bring color into people’s lives and then leave”
“Because you have to create your own color in your own life”
“I’m always nice to you”
“You didn’t used to be”
“That’s because I didn’t realize how beautiful you are inside”
This is what I do at World Market.
“I said to my friend doing furniture carry out, “who needs the gym when you’ve for World Market” and he was like “I think I’m developing back problems” and I just burst into laughter and the person I was ringing up just looked at me like “cut your jokes and pack my items”“
“I was ringing up someone else and I said, “did you find everything you were looking for today?” And he said, “and more” and I said “good! We will take your money anytime!” And he just glared at me. And that’s when I stopped giving him eye contact”
“And this one guy bought like 6 bottles of wine right and he told it was for a party today and i said “oh I’ll be sure to rsvp!” And he was just like -.-“
“You’re moving to San Jose and you’re living by yourself?! Are you scared?!”
Fucking SJs man.
Today I was walking behind these two guys and I overheard them saying “dude I heard this girl on the bus say she thought her eyelids were gonna peel off because she was so tired.”
That was me.
HAHAAHAH and that is my life.
“Worst case scenario I sleep at the mall right”
“You do what you want, sleep on the casino floor, hope they carry you out and throw you in the paddy wagon. It will be a great story”
Manager: So tell me a little about yourself.
Me: I love the color yellow, I’m obsessed with Superman, and I have a younger brother that’s my world.
Manager: Okay that was officially the best first line I’ve heard from every interview I’ve ever given.
booyah. Watch me get a call in a few days and I’m hired.